I'm Rhiannon and I've been with my boyfriend schrodingersduck since 12.3.2011
but that isn't the most interesting thing about me probably... ask me stuff and I'll answer after a while

  1. nightshadeniki:

100 Happy Days, Day 31

A bit of self-therapy, tearing up a bunch of old notes and writing. I’d burn it all too but I don’t have access to a lighter right now, so this will suffice. Looking on to happier days, let’s do this.

    nightshadeniki:

    100 Happy Days, Day 31

    A bit of self-therapy, tearing up a bunch of old notes and writing. I’d burn it all too but I don’t have access to a lighter right now, so this will suffice. Looking on to happier days, let’s do this.

  2. johnlockandshizz:

Martin: But your shoes don’t match! Ben: Meh.

    johnlockandshizz:

    Martin: But your shoes don’t match!
    Ben: Meh.

    (via its-barack-o-llama)

  3. I swear to every heaven ever imagined,
    if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster
    tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare
    from the grave so he can tell them every reason
    why he wishes he were born in a time where
    he could have a damn Gmail account.
    The day after I taught my mother
    how to send pictures over Iphone she texted
    me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row.
    Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful.
    But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in
    your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club
    while the rest of us fall in love over Skype.
    Send angry letters to state representatives,
    as we record the years first sunrise so
    we can remember what beginning feels like when
    we are inches away from the trigger.
    Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle
    while we eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did.
    Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole.
    Van Gogh would have taken 20 selflies a day.
    Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers
    nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words.
    Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account,
    and we all would have checked it every morning while we
    Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people
    we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes.
    This life is spilling over with 85 year olds
    rewatching JFK’s assassination and
    7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos.
    Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting
    what my fathers voice sounds like.
    No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook
    to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend.
    No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like
    or how grasshoppers procreate.
    I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulips
    in public parks on my cellphone
    and you will continue to scoff and that is okay.
    But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed
    you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search
    how to say I love you in 164 different languages.
  4. golgibodies:

    texting someone new is always weird.

    like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

    it’s terrifying 

    (via its-barack-o-llama)

  5. (Source: sweethaifa, via thedread)

  6. (Source: danedehaan, via baelene)

  7. take-liberties:

    gohelloflo:

    This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

    "I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

    (via princess-amz)

  8. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via phantomskies)

  9. 
rebellion has never been so cute 

    rebellion has never been so cute 

    (Source: riffsy.com, via theonceandfuturepizza)

  10. madeupmonkeyshit:

first they tossing shovels now they tossing scooters

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    first they tossing shovels now they tossing scooters

    (via the-perks-of-being-an-idiot)

  11. emasturbating:

    i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

    (via cumfort)

  12. pleatedjeans:

the longer you look the funnier it gets. [x]

    pleatedjeans:

    the longer you look the funnier it gets. [x]

    (via theonceandfuturepizza)

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