July 2012
sassygaysherlock:
jawn
look at me jawn
jawn
love me jawn
love me.
The moment you accidentally hit your nails after...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
mum: what are you laughing at
me: the internet
mum: can i see?
me: no
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
barackobama:
buoysnoize:
Do you guys think Barack Obama will do promo 4 promo
no
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
roger-explosion:
mrrightandmrbubble:
I don’t know why Tumblr has this thing about making every picture black and white and turning an amusing Simpsons screencap into a deep and meaningful commentary on the world and the dark recesses of the soul
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
shercocklocked:
kiibutt:
holyhandgrenaded:
1captainausome1:
gamtavsexual:
mattisbollywood:
asian:
I’m so glad every tumblr user has now decided to add that gold star saying “you tried” to every post
Searching for a movie to watch on YouTube
Me: *searches "The Princess Diaries part 1"
Me: please just let this be easy for once. one time is all I'm asking.
sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
"you spend too much time on the computer."
did you want me to go stare at the wall or something
me: *steps outside*
me: where can i lower the brightness
guests leave
me: is it safe to come out now
circletines:
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
harusochinchin:
if you leave tumblr for a few days you feel like you got amnesia when you come back because everyones changed urls/remade and you dont remember who anyone is
me today: OLYMPICS OLYMPICS O L Y M P I C S
me every other day: sport is the spawn of satan
