August 2012
first day of school
s0cialcaterpillar:
teacher: everyone say something interesting about themselves ok
me: um
Marriage
middle-east-beast:
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
infinityonsigh:
am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
joydivsion:
taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts
cupi0dissolvi:
strugglebuggy:
clothobuerocracy:
datkarkatass:
elevatorgoingdown:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(
pluto bby come back
I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a...
dontworrybekarl:
my brother just walked into my room and i asked him what he was looking for then he said my ‘my swag’ and looked into the mirror then he said oh i found it
joshuafranceschi:
offending people just comes naturally to me i don’t even need to try
imjustonekid:
idk what’s harder math or finding a theme i actually like
Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: you're making me blush!
Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
Normal people: we're spooning
Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
i’ve written a song about a tortilla
well it’s more of a wrap
angrybagel:
when someone puts a quote on facebook that's...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
princess-fiction asked: Thank you for following. (:
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
