first day of school
s0cialcaterpillar: teacher: everyone say something interesting about themselves ok me: um
middle-east-beast: It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
infinityonsigh: am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
joydivsion: taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts
cupi0dissolvi: strugglebuggy: clothobuerocracy: datkarkatass: elevatorgoingdown: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B( pluto bby come back I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a...
dontworrybekarl: my brother just walked into my room and i asked him what he was looking for then he said my ‘my swag’ and looked into the mirror then he said oh i found it
joshuafranceschi: offending people just comes naturally to me i don’t even need to try
imjustonekid: idk what’s harder math or finding a theme i actually like
Normal people: crying cause I really miss you.
Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people: you're making me blush!
Ed Sheeran: tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
Normal people: we're spooning
Ed Sheeran: we're resembling cutlery
Normal people: my life is falling apart
Ed Sheeran: her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
i’ve written a song about a tortilla well it’s more of a wrap
when someone puts a quote on facebook that's...
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god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick